Hi Everyone

My friends have compared me to a modern day Dorian Gray, meaning I keeps many things hidden. This page explores all things me, from the original painting of my portrait to my current state of rocking out...

In the beginning I created the mountains and the paths. Now the mountains were formless and empty, nothing hovered over the concrete paths, and I said

"Let There Be Rocks, and there was rocks"

-Trenesis 1-3

Then on the seventh day and every day after, I rested

It wasn't until many years later I hatched from my cocoon and moved on to something of a marginally higher tier.

The College Years

I wasn't always the dashing, top-tier man thing you see today. I was a late bloomer and didn't undergo my formative years until College. A more mature person would have never bought a truckload of rocks for a party, but not College me. Some people say they can still hear the cries of pledges having to pick up after my mistake.

Before the first round of funding, I had to be my own Top Tier model due to lack of funds. The West Campus community was underwhelmed and sales went down faster than Beatbox did for Mark Cuban.

Pucker up!

A dream come true. Both my dream and all of yours.

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This is what my O-face looks like.

Paint me like one of your french girls.

The Best Of Trey

Many people question when I finally peaked. Some say it was the fateful Open Season build, some say I haven't peaked and never will, but they're all wrong. Watch the true moment I peaked for yourselves.